Thursday, December 12, 2013

Are You The New Man...

``Are You The New Man’’

Aspiring Philanthropist, honest, disabled [differently abled], trust-worthy, seasoned writer, and Public Relations expert, 57—a humble, Black Businessman—who needs to lose about 45 pounds, is seeking a new male partner for a close, intimate, long-lasting, monogamist relationship. I have a history of emotional upset and have been hospitalized for depression. {My therapist says I have schizophrenic features to my illness. I have not been hospitalized for this in over 10 years and have been very stable over a long duration.}   You need to be at least 35 years of age, ambitious, honest, trust-worthy, focused and hard working. { I can accept weight problems if we both agree to work on this, but I can't accept smokers. I am also willing to work, through couple's therapy, and or group therapy on any other interpersonal issues you and I might have. } We Will have to date five times before we get together for any intimacy. I like Brothers who play their car radios softly and listen to JAZZ and like to go for long walks on the beach or in the park and talk about politics and the positive future of Black People. I have the requirement that you have a five-year positive work history or at least a four-year college degree. You MUST be Willing to learn from me, as I Will be Ready, Willing and Able to learn from you. I am NOT looking for a thug type, but if you have a prison background [and are reformed], we can at least talk. I am NOT a snob, but have been through a lot and don’t have time, patience or the inclination to go through more silliness or take time away from my busy and important schedule to deal with inane drama or negativity. I Will be well-heeled, [Well Off] in a matter of days. I prefer a man who does NOT have children. You should be about helping Black People move forward economically and have no fear of radical, but, of course totally legal, political activity, progressive ideology, reading, foreign films, the legitimate theatre, writing and attending nice restaurants. I am seeking a MAN—not someone I Will have to raise. I have very little fashion sense and I can use some help in picking out a few nice new items for myself. By the Way, I have a good sense of humor, but I am NOT joking or kidding about a single word I wrote here. Only adult, serious-minded MEN who want to move forward in a positive direction with their lives need apply.…Much Peace and Many Blessings to you,

Mr. Tracy Charles Gibson 

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